October 2011
Fedex takes forever...
Do they deliver mail today?
K fine i will. *cries and tells grandma*
TELL GRANNY!!
It's the morning...
FUCK OFF.
When someone spells your name wrong on facebook.
Thick Thighs & Glasses
*brushes shoulders off*
Sounds like a thick nerd…
I LIKE SMART PLUS SIZE WOMEN.
“This..is going to be the worse day of your life. I’m taking nunchuks.”
—Huey Freeman
So...I tried to reason with Tre.
SHE LAUGHED AT ME.
She’s thrown my request down like a dirty old man in a school yard.
PROFOUND SADNESS.
Women with high expectation when they have nothing...
No. There's no we. It's us..and then there's you.
So she told me the Ipod is coming next week.
So this cute ass girl..
GAVE ME PROBLEMS ABOUT WHY I DIDN’T PREORDER BATTLE FIELD!
AYE….BITCH YOU TAKE MY MONEY
THIS BATTLEFIELD 3 IS INTENSE!!
GOT MY BRAIDSSSSS
A list things that I wanna talk about but I choose not to....
- pretty people talking about ugly people.
- ugly people talking about ugly people.
- skinny people talking about fat people.
- fat people talking about being fat.
- pregnant women thinking they are high and mighty.
- yall posting child porn.
- whack ass artist.
- your bathroom tattoos.
- self centered assholes thinking their shit don’t stink.
- occupy whatever
- Black women
- skin color
- that bitch with the hair.
- that bitch with the titties.
- your ex girlfriend
- the fact you have no taste.
- lying.
- your shitty relationship.
- the shitty song lyircs you post.
- Steve Jobs
- and your lame ass sense of humor.
How everybody looks when they see their category.
You know what I hate about mornings the most.
PUTTING ON PANTS.
Who doesn't love you?
- Me: THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
- Diet: I just wanna help.
- Me: FUCK YOU!
Who loves you at all times?
- Me: I love you baby. Don't ever leave me.
- Food: I love you too. I won't leave you.
Scott pilgrim needs to be a show...
Don't post your amateur MUSIC on my page.
